He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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