Your tits are I can't wait for
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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