just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
