I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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