He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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