i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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