What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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