Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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