We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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