Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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