Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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