I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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