is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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