As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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