woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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