I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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