I can't watch pbs sober anymore
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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