Whod you bang
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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