She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
