like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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