I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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