Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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