Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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