so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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