Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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