haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
