Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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