do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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