Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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