Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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