I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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