I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
FUCK WHALES
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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