I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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