whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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