Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
We're too hungover to prance.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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