there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
