was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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