I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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