Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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