Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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