She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
two words: eviction party
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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