lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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