Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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