Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
