Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Randomize
