Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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