hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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