you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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