So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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