return my video game
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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